Remember the good old days, when you had to actually ask a human or use a book when you wanted to know something? Typically it was your mom or dad, and the conversation went something like this,
"Mother, how long is a giraffe's tongue," asks the precocious blonde haired, blue eyed fourth grader (me).
"I don't know honey."
"Mo-THER. I have to finish my diorama of Africa's Masai Mara for extra credit so I get the highest grade in the class. It's important!"
"Can you ask your teacher?"
"NO! I can't ask her! It's due tomorrow!"
"Honey, what have I told you about waiting until the last minute? Why don't you CALL (not google) the library and see what time it closes tonight. You can go look in The Encyclopedia Britannica and find out the answer to your question." (Mom secretly crosses her fingers and hopes it is one of the library's late nights so she can drop the kid off and have a little quiet time.
"Thanks, Mother. Can we go by WalGreens on the way home so I can get some glitter and construction paper?"
A giraffe's tongue is 18-22 inches long according to ask.uk.co
Everything you could ever want to know is on the other side of your computer monitor. Almost every vacation I book is based off of Trip Advisor reviews. After each trip I go back to the website and leave reviews of tours I went on or hotels I stayed at. I research cookware: non-stick vs stainless steel, how to clean and season cast iron skillets. I research places to purchase upholstery fabric in New York (they are mostly on the Lower East Side which is a hike from my apartment, but close to an awesome gluten free bakery). I research prices on ANYTHING I buy. I love Amazon.com, Ebay and Craig's List.
My refrigerator was making a clicking noise and a high pitched squealing noise. I googled "refrigerator clicking and squealing" and was able to make a diagnosis. seriously, there were several question on this exact noise out there. It was the condenser fan and it needed to be replaced. I sounded somewhat intelligent when I called to get it repaired. I also determined the reason my AC was leaking INTO my apartment was the drainage hole was plugged. Granted that one wouldn't take a rocket scientist to figure out, but I enjoy being validated. My friends and I needed to cut up a whole chicken. We watched Justin Wilson flay a chicken on YouTube. Our Grandmothers would be mortified.
Since my Mom passed so quickly, I have become a hypochondriac. If someone I know becomes ill, I quiz them on their symptoms and compare to any aches and pains I have. If I get a new freckle, I think it might be skin cancer. My running caused a blister under my toenail (gross and painful if it hasn't happened to you). I went to the Doc in a Box at Duane Reade to make sure I didn't have some horrible infection that would cause my toe to fall off. WebMD has a pop up that says, "Hello, Holly - what are you researching today".
After a business trip and mini vacation to Thailand, I spent the better part of an hour trying to determine whether I had a brain tumor or I just jetlag. Before you roll your eyes, let me explain. (I probably wasn't quick enough. You rolled your eyes) I have traveled what I think is pretty extensively. I have been out of the country for 10 days at a time. I come home, I wake up really early for 3 or 4 days. I get tired in the afternoon. That is jetlag. I returned from the 2 weeks in Thailand. Everything seemed normal for the first day or two. Then I noticed that I felt woozy and drunk all day. And not a fun "I've had a few glasses of wine" drunk. Things were happening in slow motion. I couldn't walk in a straight line. Something was not right. The first thing that jumped into my head was brain tumor. I don't know why. I guess that seemed like a reasonable explanation for my woes. So I googled - first brain tumor then jetlag. My research was inconclusive - I could have either or neither. So I asked my travel partner. She was experiencing the same symptoms - thank goodness. Internet research also enlightened me to the fact that you need to allow 1 day for every time zone you cross. Twelve time zones is a lot of recovery time!
When I picked up my glass I noticed my hand was shaking, then I saw the movie Love, Sex and other Drugs so I researched Parkinson's.
Could all this access to information actually be a bad thing? Do we spend too much time obsessing about things we normally wouldn't without access to the information? Whether it is obscure museums to visit on an upcoming vacation, unidentifiable illnesses or finding the perfect beige and peach fabric print lamp for your bedroom, how much time is spent on our pursuit of information?
Going to the library and checking out reference books wasn't so bad, was it? Dialogue between parents and children over crazy trivia questions still happens, I hope. Maybe they look the answer up on the Internet together.
Anyway, I found out I had been slicing a mango all wrong. Apparently you don't peel it first. You use the skin to aid you in the cubing process. So glad I had the Internet to look that up.